Michelangelo is on the move!
Heeyah!
You don't know what to do.
I'm here, I'm there.
I could be anywhere.
How do you stop what you can't even see?
Like that?
Good one, Leo.
All right, Donnie.
Put down the staff and no one gets hurt.
Uh, you said that last time, Raph, and then you hurt me.
Yeah, but less than I would have.
Yeah, right.
Wah!
Ah!
Yah!
Should've dropped the staff?
Should've dropped the staff.
Okay, okay. Ow! I'm down!
Onegai shimasu.
Whatever you say.
Ah!
Agh!
Nice try.
Ya me!
You all did very well.
But I did better.
This is about self-improvement, Raphael.
It is not about winning and losing.
I know, sensei.
But I won and they lost.
Ah, ah, ah!
But what's really important is that we all did our best.
Good job, everyone!
Ah.
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Mm.
Bleh!
There's a little more algae and worms left
if anyone wants it.
Anybody? Anybody?
- No, thanks. - I'm good.
All yours.
Well, I guess no one left room for... Cake!
- Whoa! - It is a cake!
Made of... algae... and... worms.
What's the frosting made out of?
You don't wanna know.
Happy Mutation day!
Ah, yes.
15 years ago today, our lives changed forever
and we became the unlikeliest of families.
Tell us the story, Master Splinter.
Michelangelo, I have already told it many times.
Please! Pleeeease!
Please. It's the only way to shut Mikey up.
Ah, very well.
Many years ago, when I was still human,
I was leaving the pet store with four baby turtles.
- That was us? - Yes.
Don't interrupt!
I passed a strange man on the street.
Something felt off about him.
I decided to follow.
Go no further.
This place is a place where you are not allowed
to be in this place.
We have been seen in this place by you,
so this is not a place that will be left by you.
That was the beginning of our life together.
It was the mysterious substance in this canister
that, in a way, gave birth to us all.
Mom.
So, sensei, now that we're 15,
I think we're finally ready to go up to the surface, don't you?
Yes.
And no.
- Oh, man, come on. - Lame.
I hate when he does that.
You have grown powerful, but you are still young.
You lack the maturity to use your skills wisely.
So, sensei, isn't that just no?
Yes...
And no.
Wisdom comes from experience.
And experience comes from making mistakes.
Aha!
So in order for us to gain the wisdom,
we have to make the mistakes.
- So we can go. - No.
- And yes? - No!
Oh!
Sensei, we know you're trying to protect us,
but we can't spend our whole lives hiding down here.
Mm.
You may go tonight.
High three!
Mr. Crenshaw, status report!
Status? I'll give you the status!
We're gonna blow up in two seconds!
Thank you, captain.
Gentlemen, I have a bold and daring plan.
There's no time for hesitation.
My orders must be carried out without question!
Aye, sir!
You know this show is stupid, right?
Space Heroesis a great show.
And captain Ryan is a great hero.
Someday, I am gonna be just like him.
Well, you do like to hear yourself talk,
so you're on your way.
It's go time!
You are going up to a strange and hostile world.
You must maintain awareness at all times.
Aye, sensei!
- Stay in the shadows. - Aye, sensei!
- Don't talk to strangers. - Aye, sensei!
- Everyone is a stranger. - Aye, sensei!
Make sure you go before you leave.
The restrooms up there are filthy.
Sensei!
Good luck, my sons.
- I am so pumped! - Surface time!
Oh, this is gonna be epic!
Look both ways before crossing the street!
It's so beautiful.
The city is just full of possibility.
There could be an adventure around this corner...
Or... or this one...
Or this one!
There's not, but there could be!
Look at all the computers!
Is that the next generation cadmium processor
with quantum encryption?
I don't know, Donatello. Is it?
- It is! - Guys, guys!
Check this out.
A hand made out of light.
Now it's an eye made out of light.
And the hand again!
Now the eye's back! Now the hand!
- Come on, genius. - The eye!
So where to next?
Huh?
Ah!
That was kinda fun.
We're too exposed out here.
Come on.
Pizza.
Should we open it?
Careful! It could be dangerous.
I think it's food.
It's not like any food I ever saw.
I'll try it.
Mm! Mm.
Uh, yuck.
You guys won't like it. I'll take the rest.
- No way! - Nuh-uh!
Back off!
I never thought I'd taste anything better
than worms and algae, but this is amazing!
Right?
I love it up here!
Yeah-ha!
Whoohoo!
Ha, ha-ha!
Yippy! Ha ha!
All right, guys, it's getting late.
We should probably head back home.
Lame.
Guys! Look at that!
She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
Isn't she the only girl you've ever seen?
My point still stands.
What?
What is this?
We gotta save 'em!
Splinter's instructions were very clear.
We're supposed to stay away from people.
And bathrooms.
I thought you wanted to be a hero.
Since when do heroes ask for permission?
They don't. But...
Well, I'm going!
Help!
Hey!
Still standing, huh? I'll fix that.
- Wah! - Oh!
- Watch it! - You watch it!
Watch it, Donnie!
Hyah!
What the... Ah!
Oh, come on!
Ooh!
Oh! Ow!
Ha.
Hey, cut it out! Stop! Ow!
Huh? Agh!
Gotcha!
Aghh!
No, no, no. No. Don't worry.
We're the good guys.
It's okay.
Whoops! Sorry.
Watch out!
Huh?
They're getting away! They got the girl!
You just jabbed me with your sword.
Well, I didn't know you were gonna land where I was stabbing.
You think you're tough, huh?
You think you're tough enough to stand up
to my hot nunchuck fury?
Hyah! Wah!
Huh?
I see. Well, then...
Aah!
Stay back!
What the...
That is all kinds of wrong.
Aah!
Guys! Guys! You're never gonna believe this!
That dude, he... he... Had a brain!
We all have brains, Mikey.
Not all of us.
In our chests?
No, Mikey. Not in our chests.
You're not listening to me!
Did you just slap me?
I was calming you down.
Why would that calm me down?
I think he's delusional.
Just-just... come here. I'm telling you.
The big guy was a robot
and he had a freaky-weird alien brain thing in his chest.
You gotta believe me.
- I'm not sure we do. - Oh, yeah?
Well, you'll change your tune when you see that he's...
Gone?
And so your inability to work together
allowed them all to get away.
Well, maybe if I didn't have to waste time
arguing with hero boy, I could've saved them.
Hey, if you hadn't gotten in my way,
I could have done it.
And you went flying off on your own.
How smart was that?
Well, it would've worked out great
if somebody hadn't hit me in the head
with their nunchucks!
Well, none of this would've happened if...
Somebody hadn't trusted us to go up there in the first place.
Oh, geez.
Sensei, I didn't mean to...
- No, Michelangelo. - You are right.
- I am? - He is?
You were not fully prepared for what was up there.
I trained you to fight as individuals,
not as a team.
And as your teacher, your father,
the responsibility for that is mine.
Perhaps in another year we can try again.
Another year?
Ha! Has everybody forgotten that people were kidnapped?
They don't have a year!
sensei, we have to do something now!
You weren't there, sensei.
You didn't see the way that girl looked into my eyes.
She was scared.
And she was counting on me... us... to save her!
Yes, you must save her.
I agree, sensei.
But in that fight,
we weren't exactly a well-oiled machine.
Like that robot with the brain thingy.
Give a rest!
Hmm.
If you are to fight more effectively as a unit,
you are going to need a leader.
Can I be the leader?
Why should you be the leader?
I kicked your butt. I should be the leader.
Hey, I'm smarter than all you guys put together.
- It should be me. - No way!
It should be me!
I don't really have a reason. I just think it would be neat.
This is a difficult decision.
I will meditate on it.
It's Leonardo.
No hard feelings, Raph?
Stick it in your shell.
Explain to me one more time what we're doing here.
Mikey, we've been over this.
That building has the same logo as the van that was used
to kidnap the family.
So if we wait here long enough,
one of the kidnappers will eventually show his face.
And when he does, we'll make him tell us
where they took them.
And then we got ourselves a van!
Just hit the guy I tell you to.
Will do!
Are you sure this is gonna work?
Trust me. They'll be here any second.
Oh!
Okay, I'm thinking of something green.
Ga-reen. Ga-reen.
Is it Raphael again?
Man, you're good at this!
Give it up already. The guy's not gonna show.
We have to be patient.
No, you have to come up with a better plan,
'cause the four of us standing here
with our thumbs up our noses...
I don't think they'd fit.
Is pointless.
You sure about that, Raph?
He just showed up, didn't he?
I should've complained two hours ago.
Gentlemen, I have a bold and daring plan.
There's no time for hesitation.
My orders must be carried out without question.
Guys? Guys, wait up!
All right, buddy.
We can do this the easy way,
or... my vote... the hard way.
Yeah, look at it logically.
There are four of us and one of you.
What are you gonna do?
- Yow! - Whoa!
You had to ask!
- He's getting away again! - No, he's not.
Whoa!
Ugh.
Now we're getting somewhere.
I don't know what that means.
Go around back.
Why didn't he just say so?
Huh?
Mom?
So that's the...
Mutagen that turned us all into what we are now.
Let's drink some!
What? Why would you do that?
'Cause if you mutate a mutant, you get a super mutant!
Or a pile of goo on the sidewalk.
Either way, it's an improvement.
Guys, this is huge.
Whoever kidnapped those people are somehow connected
to what happened to us 15 years ago.
How is that possible?
For alien robots, anything is possible.
Stop that.
There are no such thing as alien robots!
Oh, yeah?
Well, if there's no such thing
as alien robots, how do you explain this?
Aah! Aah! My face!
Man, this mask is glued on tight!
Mikey, stop! It's not a mask.
Okay. He's in the clear.
But those other guys were totally alien robots.
Enough! Time to get some answers.
Who are you, and what's goin' on?
Name's snake, and I got nothing to say
to you hideous freaks.
Oh, well, that's 'cause you don't know us yet.
Ah!
See, we were just regular guys
until we got hit with a little of this.
Whawhat are you doing?
Playing a little game I like to call
Mutation Roulette.
Now you could turn out handsome like me,
or you might end up
disgusting and deformed, like Mikey here.
Hey!
So, you feel lucky?
Okay, okay!
They call themselves the kraang.
They been grabbing scientists from all over the city.
Well, that worked pretty good.
Of course it did. Would you wanna look like Mikey?
I'm right here.
What do they want with scientists?
I don't know.
All I know is they're taking them
out of the city tonight, but I don't know where!
This is awesome! That girl's dad is a scientist.
I'm a scientist.
She is so gonna like me.
I don't think you're her type.
Where are they now?
There's gotta be, like, 20 of them down there.
Yeah, and that's just the ones we can see.
All right! An all-you-can-beat buffet!
We can't just rush in there. We need a plan.
- Why? - Think, you shellbrain.
There are innocent lives at stake.
If we screw this up, they're all goners.
Then we won't screw it up.
Boy, I could sure go for some of that pizza right now, huh?
What?
I can't be the only one that's hungry.
Where's snake?
Oh, geez.
Get him!
- Maybe he went over the wall. - I'm on it!
Alley-oop!
Uhh! Ah! Ugh! Aah!
Ow. I don't think he went this way.
Oh, great. We let him get away.
Whoa, whoa. You're the leader.
That means you let him get away.
- You're not helping. - I'm not trying to help.
Okay, okay. You want me to lead? Fine.
We go back to the lair, gear up,
and at midnight, we drive snake's van
right up to the gate.
They'll think we're him, and we'll cruise right in.
And then we bust some heads?
And then we bust some heads.
I love a happy ending.
I know you're a little worried about me.
Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.
We've never gone into a fight like this,
and I don't know what's gonna happen.
But you don't have to worry.
I will make it back.
I love you, man.
Aww.
Are you talking to your pet turtle?
No. Shut up!
That's adorable.
Oh, I'm gonna crush you!
Aah!
I'm gonna shellac you!
I think this plan is gonna work.
No plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
It is how you react to the unexpected
that will determine if you and your brothers succeed.
Sensei, do you think I'm ready for this?
Leonardo, I made you leader for a reason.
What is that reason?
That is for you to discover on your own.
There's so much riding on this.
What if something goes wrong?
Failure is a possibility
every leader must face, Leonardo.
It is something I had to face in Japan
during my final battle with my enemy, the shredder.
Years ago, oroku saki, as shredder was called then,
had been my friend, but the love of a woman
came between us.
He could not accept it, and his jealousy turned outward
in a vengeful attack.
And while he could not defeat me that day,
my world fell and crumbled around me
as the battle took the life of my beloved tang shen,
and I lost my baby daughter, miwa.
But that's my point, sensei. You lost everything.
I lost many things.
My family, my home, my name.
But I gained many things as well, like the four of you.
Don't worry. We can handle this.
Get back here!
Hey, you can't keep us in here like this!
We know our rights!
I don't think they care about that, April.
We can't just sit here.
We've gotta do something.
Like what?
Oh, my stomach!
The pain is unbearable!
Ah!
Well, I guess we can just sit here.
They'll be here any minute.
Kraang, are those who are coming
to this place coming to this place?
I lack that knowledge, Kraang.
I will inquire of Kraang about that knowledge.
Do you have the knowledge
if those coming to this place are near this place, Kraang?
They're turtles!
Call them turtles! "Are the turtles here?"
There are lights of a vehicle which contain that
which you wish us to call the turtles
coming to this place which you wish us to call here.
What are you talking about?
Ah! Ah!
The ones coming to this place are not in the vehicle
bringing them to this place.
Then in what place are the ones called the turtles?
Wow, lucky thing that van showed up to distract them.
Ow!
That was the plan, Mikey.
We knew snake was hiding in the alley,
so Raph and I made him think we would be in the van.
But we weren't in the van.
Just keep climbing.
Can do.
Wow, I've never seen anything like this.
They're using a metal alloy that I don't even recognize.
Gosh! A metal alloy even you don't know about!
It boggles the mind.
Dude, you wanna talk metallurgy with me?
- Bring it. - I don't, and...
Guys! What part of being in an enemy lair
do you not understand?
Whoa. Alien robots.
Alien robots, huh?
Hmm, where have I heard that before?
Oh, yeah!
I've been saying it for hours!
Whoo!
Hwaah!
See? See? It's a brain thing!
I told you! I told you!
But did any of you believe me? No!
'Cause you all think I'm just some kind of bonehead!
Ow!
Uh! Ugh! Ah! Ah!
Mikey!
Okay!
But I was still right about the brain thing.
You gotta give me that.
Let's move.
Move where?
I think those are power conduits.
Oh! That's really interesting! Thanks for sharing, Donnie.
Meathead, the conduits are all converging that way,
which means that whatever is going on in that direction
is important!
You got spanked.
Ow! Ow! Mercy!
Not cool.
We found 'em!
We'll hold them off! You pick the lock.
Don't worry! I'll have you out of there in a second.
Okay, giant lizard-thing.
A turtle, actually. I'm... I'm Donatello.
- April. - Wow, that's a pretty...
The lock, Donnie!
Yeahoh, right, yeah! Sorry.
Aaaaah!
Not to rush you, but hurry up!
Hey! You think it's easy
trying to pick a lock with these hands?
Uh, sorry.
Oh, for the love of... get out of my way!
Ah!
What?
No!
Huh?
Get the door!
Huh?
That'll hold 'em.
What?
You are seriously twisted.
- Thanks. - No! Let me go!
Let's get 'em!
Uh-oh.
You did this to me!
Now you're going to pay!
It's Snake!
He mutated into a... Giant weed!
That's weird.
You'd think he'd get mutated into a snake.
Yeah, you would, if you were an idiot.
But his name is Snake.
- So? - You don't understand science.
I'll crush you turtles!
Uh, would it help if we said it was an accident?
So, heh, I'll put you down for a no?
Whoa!
Eww! Eww! Don't let it touch me!
Aah! It touched me!
Ahh.
It grew back?
No fair!
Donnie! Go!
Ah!
Oh!
And... Yuck.
Whoa! Aah!
Snakeweed is really powerful!
- Snakeweed? - Yeah!
His name was Snake, and now he's a weed, so...
We get it!
We just have to hold it off until Donnie gets back.
While not getting shot by alien robots.
- With brains! - Let it go, man.
Huh?
What's the plan again, chief?
I'm working on it.
Whoa!
The power conduits.
Are we really gonna start talking about that again?
Perfect. Raph! Mikey!
Oh, good!
For a second there, I thought this was gonna be too easy!
Whoa! Whoa! Aah!
Hold on! I'm coming!
Aah!
You okay?
Dad.
- Aah! - Whoa!
What are they doing?
They're leading him straight toward that power generator!
That's incredibly stupid!
Or brilliant. Or... or both!
Aah! Ow!
Hey, come and get me, stinkweed!
Kraang, the ones in this place are not in this place
where they were.
The ones are called turtles, Kraang.
They are dangerous to what we are doing
in this place and other places.
Yes, I am knowledge of that.
The turtles must be eliminated from all places.
Are you gonna be all right?
I guess.
My aunt says I can stay here
as long as I want,
but I'll be a lot better
when I track down the creeps that took my dad.
- Won't the police help? - Funny thing.
When you tell them your dad was kidnapped by alien brains
in robot bodies, they don't take you all that seriously.
I hear that.
April, I promise you we will not rest
until we find him.
- We won't? - No, we won't.
Thank you, but it's not your fight.
Yes, it is.
I am impressed, Leonardo.
You proved to be an effective leader
under the most difficult of circumstances.
Thank you, sensei.
And I think I figured out why you made me leader.
Oh? Why is that?
Because you sensed inside me a true warrior's spirit
that could forge us all into the heroes
we are destined to become.
- No. - No?
Then why did you make me leader?
Because you asked.
That's it?
But you seemed so certain you were right.
As a leader, you will learn
that there is no right and wrong,
only choices.
So you could have chosen any of us?
- Yes. - Even Mikey?
No.
- That would have been wrong. - Everybody!
Come here! We made the news!
A report of... get this... ninjas in New York.
Don't believe me?
After residents reported a disturbance,
the police recovered this.
For channel six news, this is
- Carlos Chang O'Brien... - Gambe
saying, "Hi-ya!"
This is awesome!
We're gonna be famous!
You must be more careful.
The ninja's most powerful weapon is the shadows.
Being brought out into the light is a dangerous thing.
Relax, sensei. It's one little news story.
What's the worst that can happen?
Ninjas in New York.
Don't believe me?
After residents reported a disturbance,
the police recovered this.
Recovered this.
So my old enemy is in New York,
and training his own army.
At last, I can finish what I started so long ago.
Prepare my jet.
I'm going to visit an old friend.
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